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⚠️ Disclaimer: Proceed at Your Own Risk- Let's be real here…
This book is a chaotic cocktail of truth, fiction, sarcasm, and questionable life choices. Some events actually happened. Others were shamelessly exaggerated, misremembered, or completely fabricated because reality is boring and I have a flair for drama so I've been told repeatedly by one or two.lll
Names have been changed to protect the guilty. If you think you recognize yourself, congratulations—you probably need therapy more than I do. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is either a coincidence, a creative liberty, or your own fault for being memorable.
This is not a guide, a confession, or a cry for help. It’s a story. Laugh, cringe, judge—but don’t sue me. I already spent my legal budget on snacks.
No animals have been harmed with the writing of this book. Maybe my own brain has been strained a bit, and my dignity put through the spin cycle, but that's nothing new!
All rights reserved, all wrongs ignored.